Friday, March 5, 2010

Lopez Tonight Presents the Cast of Jersey Shore

In a desperate attempt to reach out to new viewers, I will be presenting all the video clips created by the cast of Jersey Shore on Lopez Tonight (one of the worst shows on television).

Vinny in Inglorious Bastards (2009, Quentin Tarantino)

I really should save this clip and present it last, because this is by far the best clip. I really have to give Vinny some credit, this is some great acting. However, I am pretty sure Quentin Tarantino would be very upset if he saw this clip.

Snooky making a fool of herself in Part 2 of Inglorious Bastards

The cast, especially Snooky, is trying a little to hard too make people laugh in this clip. I do not want to discredit Snooky, however, because she is a very talented young woman. That being said...

Snooky in Precious (2009, Lee Daniels)

Snooky really blossoms in this clip, giving a much more natural performance. She even got a couple chuckles out of me. Well done, Snickers.

Mike "The Situation," Pauly D, and Ronnie in The Hurt Locker (2009, Kathryn Bigelow)

This acting is probably the most natural out of all the clips, and also has the funniest jokes. Well done, Jersey Shore, well done. (My opinions and remarks do not represent the opinions and views of ETS Daily).

Pauly D in Avatar (2009, James Cameron)

This clip seems really last minute, not to mention short. They were obviously forcing an Avatar reference and failed miserably. I love Pauly D though, I guess acting is not his thing.

Mike "The Situation" in The Blind Side (2009, John Lee Hancock)

I am deeply saddened by the piss-poor acting of my favorite Jersey Shore character, Mike "The Situation." Mike, how could you act so poorly? You have some redeeming to do during season 2 in Florida.

Sammy "Sweetheart" in Part 2 of Precious

This just is not funny at all-except for the part where she throws that shoe at her mom. That is silly.


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